[the] Poet Demas is dead

 Karaoke? Seriously? I have no time to rock out with the all americana passtime for pointless American Idol tokin' morons. Karaoke, in its own essence, is not only a down fall for our culture, but for music everywhere. And somewhere out there, some four people are forming a band because they can jam out to Journey.

Listen, you can't sing. No one sober wants to hear you sing. And LJ, get better prompts for me to write about.