[the] Poet Demas is dead

Life is such a drag lately. I'm feeling less of myself and seeing less of what I wanted to be when I look into the mirror. My goddamn earphones suck. I miss Jeanna. I miss feeling love. In fact, the only person who I feel has feelings for me is someone I don't really like in that way, in fact, she creeps me out. I really just feel out of it. I decided that writing isn't helping, so I'll leave you here....

Gay Bear


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(sadly, this early in the morning, I think that maybe this is true)

People out there are just sick, and sick is and understatement...you'll see, read for yourself...

I saw this this morning on CNN:

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/3476616/detail.html

This nation is fascinated with sex. I swear to god that all we do is wait for the next celebrity sex tape, salivating at the sound of the words Paris Hilton. Did that shock anyone, by the way? 1 Night In Paris? I mean, she had conceited porn star etched across her body.

The only thing that makes me sick is that regular people are making sex tapes as well. Like those 3 teens who "molested" the supposed teen slut from Cali. One of the boys "lost" the tape. But it makes me smile to know that all the right celebrities are making the sex tapes. Can you imagine if the Bushs made one? "His Helmet in Laura's Bush" (or if we're really unlucky, Martha). Here are a few sex tapes I hope never get made: The Olsesn Twin Incest Fest! Durst-y for more! Tipper's Zipper, Al "Choke her" Roker, 1 Night With Barbra Walters, The Cast of 60 mins, Shove it Lyle Lovett. Just to name a few.

But could you imagine? Stumbling across your parents' sex tape, or tapes? EEW!!!! Mom!!!! All the wrong mediocre people are making sex tapes then bitch when they don't get it. Coming soon is the Poet A. Demas Sex tape, in which I will fondle myself for 30mins until I orgasm and then bitch about the mess for and hour. Also coming soon is the digital binx sex tape, in which the fondle's himself for 30sec until he orgasms and then wipes it on his pillow....this is really gross to think about...damn you imagination....

But why would you want to make a sex tape? To see what you're doing wrong? Because other than that I don't see why you would want to make one. I can't imagine anyone saying, "Hey Honey, let's watch our sex tape so I can get all hot," or "I feel like jacking off, let me watch that sex tape with my girlfriend," because honestly, that's why porn was invented.

This is Poet Demas asking you to do us all a favor, keep the lens cap on....

EXTRA!!! EXTRA!!!

I just realized how I need help with writing and all, so I'm looking for someone who has experience in the field. Want to be my mentor? Just comment here....

Otherwise, I may have to out there and find one, and that would be scary as hell...

I can no longer tell who is jail bait and who is not. The girl with the black/blue windbreaker pants wears white underwear, which, much to my surprise, resembles a bedsheet. This whole fucking library annoys the shit out of me, the humming of the printer, the jail bait girl with her rather bland looking boyfriend talks on the cell phone. What's wrong with these people? Don't...ah forget it...I'm just gonna ramble...

http://www.themedium.net/archives/spring03/030503.pdf